Sarah Palin’s Campaign Song
Tune: Annie’s Song by John Denver
Lyrics by Nancy Goedert
Tune: Annie’s Song by John Denver
Lyrics by Nancy Goedert
Listen dear voters to a story that’s true
God whispered in my ear so I could tell you
To teach children facts – like – science is fiction
Believe that or else you will go to perdition.
God whispered in my ear so I could tell you
To teach children facts – like – science is fiction
Believe that or else you will go to perdition.
The world’s just 5 thousand, not 5 billion years.
The ice is not melting. Polar bears? Have no fears!
Wolves are for hunting from helicopters fleet -
Makes more sense than being cold on your feet.
The ice is not melting. Polar bears? Have no fears!
Wolves are for hunting from helicopters fleet -
Makes more sense than being cold on your feet.
It’s government’s job to control women’s wombs
But fooling with gun rights will lead to our doom.
God tells me I don’t need to know ‘bout Iraq,
economy, environment – He’ll tend to all that.
But fooling with gun rights will lead to our doom.
God tells me I don’t need to know ‘bout Iraq,
economy, environment – He’ll tend to all that.
But we must make sure to keep the rich wealthy
So trickle down dollars insures we are healthy
And we can keep drilling and filling the air
With oil because God will clean up with care.
So trickle down dollars insures we are healthy
And we can keep drilling and filling the air
With oil because God will clean up with care.
So don’t fret your mind, Dears. Just never-you-mind fears.
Put on a happy face. Let’s hear your cheers
For family and troups and for flag red and white and blue
For motherhood and, as-well, for apple pie, too.
Put on a happy face. Let’s hear your cheers
For family and troups and for flag red and white and blue
For motherhood and, as-well, for apple pie, too.
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